I am an extremely active sleepwalker and especially sleep-texter. Here is a record of my sleepwalking activities, transcriptions of my sleep text conversations, and narrations of my crazy dreams.

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Sleepwalking: Driving Conditions

I'm still at my mother's house. Next to the little guest bed I'm sleeping in is a night stand with a lamp that looks a bit like this. Just behind the table is a big window with the shades drawn.
Last night I sat up, and sat on the edge of the bed with my feet on the floor, facing the table and the window. I grabbed hold of the handles of the lamp.

I don't know how long I was sitting like that, or if I said anything else. All I remember is becoming frustrated and saying:
"Dammit! How do they expect me to drive this thing? I can't see anything!"
So I 'parked' whatever it was I was driving, and reached over and drew up the blinds of the window.

I only remember this much because I half woke up after opening the blinds. I was confused. I think I even said out loud "What am I doing?" Then went back to sleep. The blinds were up this morning, which prompted my memory.

What was I driving? The house?

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