My best friend Alisha from California texted me at 2 in the morning, (it was 11pm her time). I was asleep, and responded in my crazy sleep way. She responded in her cheeky way. :)
Alisha: Sorry I've been MIA the last couple days, I'm sleeping a lot. This virus is kicking my butt. :(
Me: And how exactly did you afford a virus? They are far too expensive these days.
Alisha: I got myself an illness sugar daddy.
Me: You are suspicious.
Alisha: You're the one who asked. Anyway, headcolds are so last winter.
Who would want to buy a virus? O_o
Also, I've been sleeping with a strong humidifier lately, so my bedroom has been very humid at night. I woke up in the process of walking around my room saying things like, "This swamp is very dangerous." and "Mind the alligator."
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