I am an extremely active sleepwalker and especially sleep-texter. Here is a record of my sleepwalking activities, transcriptions of my sleep text conversations, and narrations of my crazy dreams.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

I hope it's not true.

Here's something that happened in my waking life.

Two days ago, two friends and I were sitting at a table in a Thai restaurant. Suddenly a homeless man comes in the door, looks directly at me, and yells:
"The people you see in your dreams, can see you too!"

Then he looked away and started screaming things about Jesus until the waiters escorted him out. The thing he screamed at me, and the thing he screamed about Jesus were in two different tones, as if they were unrelated topics.

I think my eyes widened and my face blanched. It freaked me out.
He could have looked at anyone in there. Someone with normal dreams! Someone who would just ignore him. But he had to look at me: crazy-dream-girl.

2 comments:

  1. clearly, he saw into your soul and was sent to you to tell you this vital information. i would know. i was there. :P

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  2. And again, my neighbors must think I'm crazy because I'm laughing loudly and disturbing anyone in a quarter-mile radius. I just am so mad that I wasn't there to see this!!!

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